Sharp tongue, sharper mind — and a surprisingly big heart.
Ah, the smallest person in the room with the biggest mouth and, somehow, the sharpest mind. You got Tyrion Lannister, which means you've probably been underestimated your entire life and have enjoyed proving people wrong every single time.
You run on wit, wine, and the quiet satisfaction of outmaneuvering everyone around you. You're not the one charging into battle, you're the one who already figured out three ways to win before anyone else finished tying their boots. Strategy is your love language, and sarcasm is a close second.
People sometimes mistake your humor for deflection, and honestly, sometimes they're right. But underneath all the quips and the carefully crafted one-liners is someone who actually cares deeply, even if admitting it feels physically painful. You'd rather be caught doing something embarrassing than being caught being sincere.
You've probably been dealt some genuinely unfair hands in life, and your response has been to pour a drink, make a joke about it, and then quietly figure out exactly what to do next. Family is complicated. Power is a game. And you, frankly, are very good at games.
The smartest person in the room rarely needs to announce it. You already knew that.

