Raw, fearless, and absolutely nobody's plan B.

Flashy, fearless, and absolutely convinced you're the most exciting person in any room, you got Alejandro Garnacho. Honestly, fair enough.

You're the type who learned to do a trick and immediately needed everyone to watch. Subtlety isn't really your thing, and you've made peace with that. Why blend in when you were clearly built to make people gasp? You move fast, you think fast, and if someone can't keep up, that's genuinely their problem.

There's a flair to everything you do. Even your casual moments look kind of cinematic. You probably have strong opinions about your own highlight reel, and yes, you've watched it more than once. Nobody is judging you. Actually, a few people are judging you, but you're not paying attention to them.

The thing is, underneath all the showboating, you usually deliver. That's what separates you from people who are just annoying. You've got the talent to back up the attitude, which makes the whole performance a lot easier to forgive. Mostly. The step-overs are a lot, but the goals are genuinely brilliant, so it balances out.

Born to be a highlight. Not sorry about it.