You came, you saw, you caused a scene.

Congratulations — you got the god of war, which honestly tracks. You're the person who walks into a perfectly calm room and somehow leaves it 40% more chaotic. Not always on purpose. But also, sometimes very much on purpose.

Ares doesn't do subtle, and neither do you. You're all fire, all instinct, all "we'll figure out the consequences later." There's something genuinely magnetic about that kind of energy — people either want to follow you into battle or get out of your way entirely, and honestly, both responses are correct. You have never once in your life described yourself as "a people pleaser" and it shows.

The other gods didn't exactly respect Ares — they found him reckless, exhausting, a little much. But they never ignored him either, and that's the thing, isn't it? You're not optimizing for everyone to like you. You're optimizing for everyone to notice you, which is a completely different strategy and one you've clearly committed to.

Ares also had a reputation for showing up fully, almost embarrassingly committed, to everything he did. No half-measures. No hedging. You probably have strong opinions about things most people have never even thought about, and you will absolutely share them unprompted.

Other people are out here being Apollo — polished, strategic, universally admired. You're over here flipping the table. And look, the table probably had it coming. It always does with you.