Apollo

Talented, golden, and absolutely knows it.

Apollo

Congratulations — you got the hot one. Apollo rules over the sun, music, poetry, and prophecy, which is a suspiciously impressive résumé for someone who also has a legendary reputation for being insufferably good-looking. Sound familiar?

You're the person who shows up somewhere new, immediately gets good at the thing everyone else has been grinding away at for years, and somehow doesn't even seem smug about it — which is arguably the smuggest thing you could do. Creative, charismatic, and wired with a self-assurance that most people have to fake until forty, you have a habit of making rooms feel different just by being in them. The annoying part? You're usually right about yourself, which makes it nearly impossible for anyone to stay mad at you for long.

You probably have strong opinions about aesthetics, an ear for when something's slightly off, and a natural instinct for performance — whether or not you'd call it that. People are drawn to you before you've said anything particularly interesting, which you've learned to take for granted in a way you definitely shouldn't admit out loud.

The catch, of course, is that Apollo was also an absolute catastrophe in his personal life — impulsive, dramatic, and somehow blindsided every single time things went sideways. The sun god didn't always see things coming. All that light, and still the occasional spectacular crash. The golden ones always have a flair for it.