Small in stature, enormous in ambition — sound familiar?

Short king energy, massive ambition, and a truly spectacular inability to know when to stop. Congratulations, you were Napoleon Bonaparte. In a past life, you were probably the person who turned a simple dinner into a geopolitical negotiation and genuinely could not see the problem with that.

You have always believed the rules were made by people who simply lacked your vision. And honestly? Sometimes you were right. The rest of the time, you were invading Russia in winter, which tells us everything we need to know about your relationship with feedback.

People in your orbit tend to find you magnetic, exhausting, and weirdly correct about things. You set the agenda, you control the room, and you are still a little bitter about that one thing from three years ago.