Chaos is your love language. Eat my shorts.

Eat my shorts, because you got Bart Simpson, and honestly, it tracks. You've got the energy of someone who has definitely been sent to the principal's office more than once, whether that was literally true or just spiritually.

Bart is the king of bad decisions made with complete confidence, and there's something genuinely admirable about that. He doesn't overthink things. He sees a fire alarm, a skateboard, or a sleeping authority figure, and he simply acts. The consequences are a problem for future Bart, and frankly, future Bart knew what he was signing up for.

You've got a mischievous streak that people simultaneously love and find exhausting. You're funny, quick-witted, and fiercely loyal to the people who actually matter to you. Sure, you might not be the most studious person in the room, but you've got a kind of street-smart creativity that textbooks can't teach. Bart once talked his way out of situations that had no logical exit. That's a skill.

Just don't prank call Moe's Tavern at work. Some classics are best left in Springfield.